If Clinton had AIDS, we'd have a cure in a year
We'd be doing much more if Al Gore were a queer
We'd be close to a cure if Hillary were a guy
It'd be priority one if one of them were going to die

If Clinton were a woman, there'd be no more glass ceiling
Equal rights, equal pay, the old boys' club would be reeling
He'd have a much higher voice; he'd have much smaller bones
If Clinton were a woman, I'd pay to see him with Paula Jones

If Clinton liked rap, he'd be hooked on ebonics
He'd be hard to decode, but a lot more laconic
He'd be one bad, righteous, dope homey mo-fo
If Clinton liked rap, Hillary would be the first